3-Putt Express
Shipping & Delivery
Here’s the deal on how we get gear to your door:
We run two distinct operations to keep the shop loaded, which means your order might arrive in separate packages depending on what you grab.
Core Apparel & Gear: Our main line of printed merchandise is printed on-demand and shipped straight from our production fulfillment centers. This ensures we keep sizes in stock and get them moving to you as fast as possible.
Limited Edition Drops: Anything flagged as Limited Edition is custom, small-batch, or built by hand right from our independent workshop. Because these items are highly limited and managed separately, they ship out directly from our main headquarters.
If you order a shirt alongside a Limited Edition item, they will likely arrive in separate boxes with individual tracking numbers. You aren\'t being charged double shipping; we just split the logistics so you get every piece as quickly as possible.
Here’s the complete updated listing with the full product specs rewritten in that signature **Dickhead Golf** voice:
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## **Product Title**
**3-Putt Express Tee** *(Alternative: **Direct Route To Bogeyville Tee**)*
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## **Product Description**
**All aboard. No layovers, no refunds.**
Some days, your flat stick is dialed in. Other days, you’re riding the express line straight from a clean drive into total green-side catastrophe. If your short game feels like a ticket straight to Bogeyville, you might as well ride in style.
Designed like a vintage one-way transit ticket, this graphic features a golf ball barreling through smoke, complete with crossed clubs, shovels, and the harsh reality of first-class course misery. Wear it as a badge of honor or hand it to your buddy who just three-putted from six feet.
**Ticket Details:**
* **Passenger:** Golf Addict
* **Origin:** Tee-Off $rightarrow$ **Destination:** Disaster
* **Class:** First Class Misery (Non-Refundable)
* **Status:** Valid One Way Only
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## **Product Specs (The Good Stuff)**
This is the **Unisex Staple Tee**—soft, lightweight, and packed with just enough stretch to handle a violent 100% effort swing out of the thick rough. It’s easily a crowd favorite and bound to be your new go-to for the range, the clubhouse, or drowning your sorrows at the 19th hole.
* **Feel:** Ultra-soft 4.2 oz/yd² fabric with a lightweight, breathable feel so you don’t overheat while grinding out a double bogey.
* **Fit:** Retail unisex fit with side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping so it holds its shape through every chunked iron.
* **Durability:** Pre-shrunk fabric made from 30 singles ring-spun cotton—because your golf game shrinks under pressure, but your tee shouldn’t.
* **Tagless Comfort:** Tear-away label so nothing is scratching your neck while you line up a 4-footer.
* **Material Blends:**
* **Solid Colors:** 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
* **Heather Colors:** 52% combed cotton, 48% polyester
* **Athletic & Black Heather:** 90% combed cotton, 10% polyester
*> **Note:** Light-colored tees are slightly sheer, so keep that in mind if you’re rocking it under direct sunlight or getting caught in a sudden pop-up rain shower on the back nine.*
***”Why take two putts when you can take three and enjoy the scenery?”***
